Short Jokes

Short jokes on secret of happy marriage..
Son: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life is.......
Dad replied in short: It is still a secret!!
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Short jokes at father's friend home..
Father's friend: It is too late, you sleep here at my short baby's room.
Boy thought that baby will disturb me at night so he replied: OK, but i will sleep at another room.
At morning he saw a beautiful girl next to her on breakfast table.
She said i am baby and who are you?
Boy: I am the biggest fool!!
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Short jokes on watch and wife..
Once a short man asked: What is the difference between watch and wife?
Short friend replied: If a watch gets angry, it stops but if wife gets angry, she starts..
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Short jokes on barbers..
Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts..
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Short jokes on birthday gift..
Mom: My dear daughter, you birthday is coming soon, so what present do you want?
Daughter: A very short gift mom, Just a music system with a luxury car around..
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Short jokes when nothing goes right..
Father: Tell me, what do you do, when nothing goes right?
Son: It is very short and simple dad, i go LEFT!
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Short jokes on 2011 wives..
Husband: One short cup coffee..
Wife: whhatt?? Ask again!!
Husband: can i get for you, dear?
Wife: Well, that's better..
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Short Jokes on C A T..
Micky: I am going to give exam.
Neighbor: Than why are taking your short cat with you?
Micky: Because, i have an exam of C A T entrance..
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Short man jokes..
Q: what does make a short man to think about candle light dinner?
A: Well, because of Power fail...
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Short jokes on dog's life..
Girl: Why dogs don't marry?
Boy: Simply because they are already having a short life of dog.
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Short jokes on wife fear..
Man: My wife is short temper & she also scare of water.
Friend: how do you know?
Man: Today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!
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Short friend jokes..
Man to his short friend: Do you one thing?
Short man: what?
Man: You are so short that you are the last person to know that its raining..
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Short manager jokes..
Q: What is Manager?
A: A manager, in short, Who flies in, craps on everything, makes a lot of noise and then leaves.
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'Life is very short and jokes make it colorful. We must find a reason to smile. Anything which makes you smile from inner heart is really worth for you. Short jokes are really capable of doing it. In short never forget to live and enjoy your present moments with funny Short jokes.'